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"'Maybe the game will also grant eternal life and supermodels to all geek-kind.' -Rob Elam",
"'Apples VS. Oranges! Apples are superior, anyone who disagrees is an idiot.' -Rob Elam",
"'we're not in software rendering land anymore.' -Rob Elam",
"'...of all the commercial games I've ever worked on, this is definitly the second' -Rob Elam",
"'If it aint tested, it doesnt work.' -Rob Elam",
"'Hence, I rule.' -Saul Botcher",
"'You people are seriously weird!' -Saul Botcher",
"'Hehe!  Yeah, that's a bit embarassing, sorry. :^P' -Saul Botcher",
"'*BETA TESTING FOR MB MEMBERS* Bet that topic got your attention, eh?' -Saul_Bottcher",
"'I think, and I might be mistaken... but I think there just might be a new update in the news section' -John Durden",
"'Imagine what we could do, if we could do what we imagine' -John Durden",
"'Hack The Planet' -John Durden",
"'only the freakish survive' -John Durden",
"'hJon urDned, rvDiesosin trenEtinaenmt' -John Durden",
"'One Must Fall: Battlegrounds -- We're very very sorry' -John Durden",
"'Naturally flavored Fruitopia, 100% Vitamin C per serving' -John Durden",
"'Technical Sleep Coordinator' -Kevin Byrd",
"'I will probably have to delete the above post hehehehehehe.......' -Kevin Byrd",
"'your gonna love this hehehe' *closed thread* -Kevin Byrd",
"'Fluxing those capacitors like its going out of style!' -Kevin Byrd",
"'Lead Squirrel Throttler!' -Kevin Byrd",
"'If we're still beta testing in 6 months then the game deserves to be leaked!' -Kevin Byrd (May 1, 2002)",
"'OH YOUR GOD! omf2097' -DosAscii",
"'DosAscii slaps Raptor around with a small 50lb Unix Manual' -DosAscii",
"'ruddy heck mate, i'll **** trasnlate that bugger to [au]stralian!' -DosAscii",
"'The worst movie ever is the Piranah Women From The Avacado Jungle of Death! Or else just the song by Christine Lavin about said movie...' -mindofme",
"'I'm really more of a hippy.' -mindofme",
"'hehehe only you could connect DND and OMF!' -mindofme",
"'Oh dear....heaven forbid if you get a girl.... :)' -mindofme",
"'heheh yeah...but he's raptor..he sticks to no schedule!' -mindofme",
"'Früvous, Physics, Books, other Music, OMF, RPG's...Life IS good.' -mindofme",
"'bah, any one in their right mind would F10 as soon as they see the nova with YOU piloting' -mindofme to raptor",
"'Our Hapless Avatar' -ElectricPoweredShock",
"'Please don't spam' -ElectricPoweredShock",
"'A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?' -Onslaught",
"'It said: 'Insert disk 3...' but only 2 fit in the drive.' -Onslaught",
"'If you make something idiot proof they'll invent better idiots' -Onslaught",
"'OMF BG: Coming Eventually' -Arson",
"'i am finally turning 13' -The Arson (19)",
"'i dont read long threads' -The Arson",
"'OMF: more twisted metal than twisted metal' -Arson",
"'hehehe...talking smack before the game even comes out' -The Arson",
"'no beta test for me...my poor self doesnt have enough money for 3d card....christmas shopping sucks...and so do speeding tickets' -The Arson",
"'my cpu = overglorified cd player.' -Arson",
"'i am 'ignored' -Arson",
"'after backtracking....felix katz revived this thread. now he shall die' -Arson",
"'what is a joke?' -Arson",
"'i haven't seen this many closed threads in one week since the days of sexual chocolate' -Arson",
"'if i were to spend 5 years of my life producing a game, then one person bought it and a thousand people downloaded it for free....well consider each pirate download one kick in the nuts.' -Arson",
"'well the swear filter probbaly wouldnt pick it up, but i better not say it' -Arson",
"'i remember someone made a character of me and kept killing it, i thought it was funny' -Arson",
"'whats the point of having 3000 posts if they all say 'lol' and 'yeah dude good idea'' -Arson",
"'Mogusha, the Druid' -Mogusha",
"'... when have we been discusing about OMF? ....... oh.. you mean those small minority of threads.' -Mogusha",
"'Yeah, but for some of us the newbie phase was 5 years ago...' -Robyrt",
"'it's hard to ignore a close-thread request when the only person posting double-posts to get it closed.' -Robyrt",
"'The year is 2117. You control a 30-meter robot in the future's biggest mega-sport. The only rule: One must fall.' -Robyrt",
"'BG doesn't need much of a story, but it DOES need an excuse for one.' -Robyrt",
"'Welcome to Rivendell, Mister Anderson.- -robyrt",
"'[useless post for the week] You know what else annoys me? People who make gigantic quotes for no reason.' -robyrt",
"'Oops Saul did it again' -X-Bot",
"'ok.. i'm gonna try joining the clan for the fourth time...' -X-Bot",
"'The lazy bastard called syrion did something!' -Syrion",
"'Well... anyone may join, unless they follow the rules.' -Syrion",
"'Leading Dork' -Syrion",
"'I'm not a geek...yet!!!' -LoneWolf",
"'BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SPOON!!!' -LoneWolf",
"'...what tha...MECHWARRIOR GETS CENSORED???' -LoneWolf",
"'I must be getting tolerant from exposure to the board...WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!' -LoneWolf",
"'did you hear about the HAR pilot who complained to his techs, 'There's a Thorn in my side?'' -LoneWolf",
"'by your scale, it was one of the best computers on the planet.' -LoneWolf (to raptor)",
"'I'm 30 years away from being 18 years old.' -FelixKatz",
"'O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' -FelixKatz",
"'Translated software - All your base are belong to us' -FelixKatz",
"'This is definately a young crowd. On the other hand, next February I will turn 50.' -FelixKatz",
"'For those who missed it the last time , the location of the DE offices is: N30 12' 18'' W85 49' 41'' '-FelixCatz",
"'this 286 CPU is just so small and cute' -Koleman",
"'that's it. I'm not playing bg2 with you!' -Koleman",
"'It's so oldschool, i almost cry.' -Koleman",
"'DNS error my ass, THAT computer is RIGHT NEXT TO ME!' -Koleman",
"'I couldn't think of anything stupid, so I put something dumb instead.' - [peer]",
"'Well, that ruled. What function key do I press to get that to happen again?' - [peer]",
"'Have you got anything without spam? Oh, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it. I don't want ANY spam!' - [peer]",
"'I'm sorry, but 'private parts dealer' just cracks me up for some reason.' -[peer]",
"'Beat me up! I used to post as [peer]' -Khavo",
"'[peer], get your head above the waistline!' -Slasher",
"'I'm not crazy, I'm sanity-challanged.' -Slasher",
"'I want a third nipple...' -Malfrex",
"'Raptor: You border more on apathy.' -killer_roach",
"'very long, very convoluted, very stupid. We don't want that.' -killer_roach",
"'What am I to do when the person most likely to complain is the one posting it?' -killer_roach",
"'* raptor were kicked by killer_roach (You asked for it... no, really, you did.)' -killer_roach",
"'no drugs, no cigs, no... well, to quote Meat Loaf, two out of three ain't bad...' -killer_roach",
"'Beta 1 testers were told once that we would be able to get the beta 'tomorrow'. That 'tomorrow' was two weeks...' -killer_roach",
"'I'm gonna take some more hard-lined shots here to try to talk some sense into LoneWolf (it hasn't happened yet, but here's to hoping...)' -killer_roach",
"'Morphine is good for the soul.' -Dead-Eye",
"'One Must Fall: BattleGrounds. A whole new viewpoint on total destruction.' -Dead-Eye",
"'Calling Diablo an RPG is like calling Space Invaders an Earth-defense simulation.' - Dead-Eye",
"'NASA's already invented the Ion Engine... granted, it goes from 1 to 100mph in about a week, but it can keep accelerating for months... after a while, you end up going very **** fast...' -Dead-Eye",
"'Sweet mother of everything good and holy! look at those graphics!' -J Cat",
"'I can build a spaceship out of a pencil and a donut, I just can't figure out how to get it to work' -J Cat",
"'im not telling u again' -cardinalm7",
"'(im hyper at the moment)' -cardinalm7",
"'Why hasn't it closed yet?' -cardinalm7",
"'What? No scale fetish?' -Heretic",
"'For all of you newcomers, welcome to the 'my HAR can beat up your HAR' thread.' -Heretic",
"'Maybe I can't hurt you, but I can make a desk out of you' -Heretic",
"'Good, Bad. I'm The Guy With The Gun.' -Shadow",
"'my parents still dont understand what gaming is all about!' -Shadow",
"'By the power of Greyskull!' -Alexander de Large",
"'Jesus saves. Everyone else rolls for damage with a D20.' -Alexander de Large",
"'I lent my 'hope' to joe_larceny in exchange for a bottle of whiskey.' -Alexander de Large",
"'If you're in charge of making sure that OMF:BG gets released 'on time' (if I understood that correctly), then you have my deepest and most sincere condolences in advance.' -Alexander de Large",
"'Notice to everyone: please do not diss raptor, he is one of the coolest people here plus he knows how to use guns way better than you do.' -Alexander de Large",
"'WHAT??!? IS BG A PC GAME!??!??!?!' -Peanut",
"'so there you have it. this is me once again proving that i have absoloutely no ability whatsoever to stay on topic.' -Peanut",
"'A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.' -Peanut",
"'Well, I don't have any mental problems yet, but I figure a few more weeks on this MB oughta do the trick' -Spockmeat",
"'welcome to insanity incarnate' -Spockmeat",
"'you're all insane' -Spockmeat (to Crusher, Eps, raptor, viper)",
"'No, that avatar is rather recent (in Raptor terms, that is).' -FlamingMonkey",
"'Any more propaganda to quote?' -FlamingMonkey",
"'The Farmer Will Let You Cross This Field For Free, But The Bull Will Charge.' -mordax",
"'Please do not throw rocks at this sign' -Mordax",
"'Relevant topics are few and far in between here it seems... so you better get used to it.' -Cyberfrog",
"'I croak, therefore I am.' -Cyberfrog",
"'2D is SOOOO 2097... puhlease...' -PhreakyByNature",
"'One Must stop making crap jokes.' -PhreakyByNature",
"'Well that triple post wasn't intended... hmmm..... *confuzzlation*' -PhreakyByNature",
"'Nothing beats 2097...' -Nexxyz",
"'All people are different from each other. I'm the only exeption.' -Nexxyz",
"'raptor rocked...' -nexxyz",
"'If loving Jaguar is wrong...then I don't wanna be right...'-jag-freak",
"'I still can't figure out how to draw a cow-monkey(don't ask).' -jag-freak",
"'These english birds are thoroughly fucked up.. they sing at night. AT NIGHT. not during the day as much as during the night. IDIOTS.' -Amnipotent",
"'good morning, go to sleep' -Amnipotent",
"'Cheating is the lowest form of cowardice.' -cheatman007",
"'Any significantly developed bug is indistinguishable from a feature.' -cheatman007",
"'Panic is when you wake up screaming only to realize you were never asleep.' -ElSmisko",
"'This must be the fastest message-board on the 'net... this response only took 6 minutes... ^_^' -ElSmisko",
"'...kiss the curse away...' -Icewing",
"'\m/  o_0  \m/     r0xx0rz' -Icewing",
"'I just come to this board to vent my immaturity.' -Icewing",
"'raptor you are a freak of nature.' -Firebird",
"'I am so happy, i could shit a kitten' -Firebird",
"'It's been proven that no one on this board can take a joke.' -Endy",
"'I wanna spam!' -NovaWorm",
"'let it be and let it respawn.' -jon5",
"'I am not immune to stupidity.' -Pyronius",
"'raptor, you're too strange for my own good' -Oak",
"'Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.' -Steve Wozniak' -Destruction Lover",
"'win311 doesn't support worms :D' -Cyphax",
"'all expectatians and enthusiasm were met by equal and porportionate crafty sense of detail and orc slaying passion' -shadowgoblin",
"'Hmz... anyway I always hated mathemathics.' -Lord UltraMaximus",
"'You kill some lamers and others spawn, sure is feeling good though to make them scream in agony before they die.' -Ori Klein",
"'One Must Do Something Useful (Every Once In A While)' -1nfern0",
"'Hey dont delete my post this time Robyrt...' -nickus",
"'If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray' -Fire gryphon",
"'The things you will regret the most, are the chances you did not take.' -1nfern0",
"'evin yrd s he nemy' -CrazyAxeManiac",
"'so im gana give the game one more shit' -Hawki_ice",
"'Featuring a 'Really Big Gun'' -54x",
"'now i want some of that shit that ur smoking ;)' -Iwishi",
"'When you can't have reality, settle for virtuality.' -Aqua",
"'How appropriate. You fight like a cow.' -Spazmo",
"'I will love omf forever!' -Viper",
"'Dosshell is the best version of Windoze' -stone101",
"'hopefully de will answer... or just add to the confuseing rant' -Homelessman",
"'One Must Fall: Battlegrounds - Let the chaos continue.- -jackrabbit",
"'Um... I just did something really stupid...' -Gandalf X",
"'We all have been newbies' -JelZe",
"'Ok, back to reality.' -Tibby35",
"'mega extreme psychotic craziness schizophrenic paranoia' -TwistedSanity666",
"'If I knew, I'd tell you. But I don't, so I won't.' -DarkDragon",
"'Just because you're here doesn't mean we don't hate you.' - DeViAtE",
"'RN, you're not useless, we could use you for a beachball or something.' -RN2048",
"'Yes, I did put a nova HAR on my birthday cake when I was 8 or so.' -Geek_Supreme",
"'I am ruler of the world. Everyone else is just a rebel.' -topace16",
"'THE Nova, nothing less, nothing more, nothing else.' -Ori Klein",
"'Massively Multiplayer Online Pub Brawl' -Rez.",
"'raptor your site rocks heh' -Xaronth",
"'2 years waiting, 2 mins playing, 2 seconds deleting' -mildew (He repented)",
"'Wow! DE spam!' -AnubisOMF",
"'Will your game feature Optimus Prime?' -Obviously",
"'so, when is this new game going to come out?' -Sanity1a",
"'theyre all ugly except christian, shes a babe' -Magnifico",
"'mommie chan u ghet meh teh nuw wun mustard falls?' -Godzuki",
"'I am eagerly awaiting for my fifth nipple to show up.' -Mrguytodd",
"'You're not getting the point.' -Saiyaman",
"'You make little sense, o senseless one.' -Raven",
"'LOL who the [filtered] rated this thread 1 star? Seriously do you guys just rate all my posts 1 star to piss me off, because it's working...' -Endy Lendari",
"'who said skill makes it fun' -Godzuki",
"'people were calling me a newb. i liked it.' -Player",
"'If you're going through Hell, keep going.' -Grover Cleveland. (Mods, leave it alone.) -Raven",
"'<bad impression of David Attenborough> 'here we can see how a victorious raptor celebrates his victory over new technology.'' -Fracer",
"'You should get a job on a helpdesk fracer, you've got talent' -MrSiezen, 'I'm liable to shoot you for that' -FraceR",
"'i was looking at that archived board, omfg. i didn't use ANY capitalization. i used all short forms it looked like i was 12! of course, i was close at the time... heheh' -Vuen",
"'I'm sooooo stupid' -Viper, 'Quoted!' -raptor",
"'Things aren't bad now...but some of the magic is gone.' -Alfie",
"'y did i say that? raptor u suck, u made me say i wanna go2 france' -Stone",
"'I see geeks' -Hades",
"'I think FireFly is the sanest of us all... seriously...  except for maybe raptor...' -Ghoul",
"'It's a fact: There is no situation or problem in life that cannot be handled by the wisdom of a combination of quotes taken from 'The Simpsons' and 'The Princess Bride.'' -Icewing",
"'THAT Raptor?!?!   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!   *runs screaming for the hills*' -X-Bot",
"'well, for the record, as bad as Drgonlover64's grammar is, he's not Raptor.' -Lonewolf",
"'Raptor is one of the OMFMB veterans, he's still around occasionally, his english is as bad as ever too.' -Raven",
"'A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something.' -Quoted by Endy",
"'them barbarians got teleportation tech' -PsychoFarmer",
"'oh -_-' even Rap starts being faster then me....:S' -EGM",
"'this winme is very interesting os' -Koleman",
"'girls are like internet domains, the ones you like are already taken' -Koleman",
"'It's always true and you know it. I want DOS back.' -FlamingMonkey",
"'I love the fact you'll remove all functionality and do the stupidest things to defend something.... i love OMFers' -PhreakyByNature",
"'You are nucking futz, really.' -Raven (once more to me)",
"'Maybe if I change my avatar to Brad Pitt I'll get more PMs!' -mrguytodd",
"'Oh powerful mods, in who'se hands the ability to close a thread resides, please euthanise this one, it seems to have lived an unhappy life.' -LoneWolf",
"'kernel panic on boot floppy' -raptor, 'ratpor, you're up deep shit. :)' -howl",
"'oh duh.. It upgrades the Limited test.. of course.. I thought it was the Beta patch.... <--is a moron' -Lita",
"'It's Just Odd When Somone Is Weirder Than Me...' -Ghoul",
"'muppets- manamana.... i'm screwed :p' -FraceR",
"'So Robyrt's as much of a gasbag curmudgeon as I am... heh...' -Killer_roach",
"'ouch. even I make typos in these' -Robyrt",
"'Canada - the land of the free, home of the brave (but severly under armed).' -Malfrex",
"'When your naval forces consist of leaky subs bought from the Soviets, your ground forces are using technology slightly above what was used in Vietnam, and our air forces consist of Canadian Geese, I think its a safe description of our armed forces.' -Malfrex",
"'most guys 'need a girl', i need a DM .... disturbing thought...' -raptor",
"'Hissing like an astmatic brontosaurus in the mating season' -fracer",
"'You shall play OMF:2097. You shall enjoy the bliss of that which is OMF:2097. You shall slip from the face of the Earth while you motal mind wrestles with the beauty that is OMF:2097.........' -Spockmeat",
"'null modem for life :P' -X-Bot",
"'I'm speciak :)' -Malfrex",
"'Chasm? Why don't you just hijack a plane and crash it into my computer!' -FlamingMonkey (about Dantes chasm)",
"'Ever wondered why the God-awful Final Fantasy games have become so popular? They are interactive soap operas which cater to the casual gamer's every whim. That's why.' -Longinus",
"'The maintenance of, and this entire message board as a PHP product sucks. I've *made* forums more stable than this damn thing.' -Raven",
"'Also, thanks everyone for making this the only popular thread I ever started' -InfernoDragon",
"'In my many atempts at philosphy, i have come to the concusion that no human without any physical damages to brain is any more inteligent or dumber that another. but when i look around me i somehow feel that every single mother in this country/world have dropped their kids on the floor at young ages.' -raptor",
"'Conclusion: We're all freaks.' -Heretic",
"'If I was an adverage girl, I would NEVER come near ANY of you guys.' -Aqua",
"'fucking piking crappy load of a bariaurs goaty rear-openings exert! ill whipp this thing around with a cutters piking eyeballs until it wheep to go down the gutter!' -raptor about firefox",
"'Welcome to our newest member, Ori_Klein' -omf.com",
"'2d games dont make use of heavy 3dcard stuff, wich means that your glorified geforce 5800 is basically just a damn exspencive SVGA card :P' -raptor",
"'My philosophy: no matter how large disc you buy, its getting full, the smaller disc you have the easier and faster it is to back it up.' -raptor",
"'I think raptor, me, flamincows, spockmeat, and zelig are the only normal ones here, the rest of you have some sort of retarded disorder' -Firefly",
"'You are king of nerd rappy boy' -Mindofme",
"'COMPUTER USAGE RESTRAINED BY MOTHER...' -Dirtbag",
"'*Pulls out a list and crosses something off it.* ... That's another sign of the apocalypse.' -TheCyberChrist (about raptor getting NDS)",
"'my my, rappie have you finaly bought a game that's been made younger then 2 years, my my, I suppose we'll have to ready some carrots sugar and water for the horses of the four knights of apocalypse...' -Dirtbag",
"'There are 5 annonymous users on right now. [filtered]! Register. Don't you want to tell me how much I suck?' -Endy Lendari",
"'There's 4 signs of the apocalypse right ? raptor getting a ds, malf posting, oak not flaming.... oh shit' -FraceR",
"'I'd swear, but I'm on my fourth 'last chance' from about every moderator for filter evasion.' -FlamingMonkey",
"'raptor trying to manage a database reminds me of a user looking for the 'anykey'' -Vaganbond, #omf",
"'fucking norwegians, and their made up letters' -Vagabond, #omf"

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